Here are some of the things that need to happen in 2004 to bring peace and harmony to the world and make everything right again.
* Pete Rose is reinstated by Major League Baseball and declared eligible for election to the Hall of Fame.
* The “Lord of the Rings: Return of the King” wins the Oscar for Best Picture.
* Howard Dean wins the Democratic presidential nomination and selects Wesley Clark as his running mate.
* Texas A&M beats t.u. in the only football game that matters.
* The San Antonio Spurs repeat as NBA champions.
* The Supreme Court strikes down the Texas GOP’s re-redistricting scheme.
* The U.S. hands control of Iraq over to the new Iraqi governing body and gets our troops the hell out of there!
* George W. Bush loses the election - again. And this time the Supreme Court does not step in to declare him the victor on a technicality.
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