In his State of the Union address in January, President Bush alleged that Iraq was concealing the following Weapons of Mass Destruction:
       500 tons of chemical weapons
       25,000 litres of Anthrax
       38,000 litres of botulim toxin

       To date, we have found:
       0 tons of chemical weapons
       0 litres of Anthrax and
0 litres of botulim toxin

I feel so much safer now.